I am the love child of no one. My parents met on an airplane. It was the 80s and neither of them did cocaine. I used to judge the women that had sex with Hollywood stars and held their cum inside them, against them - without their consent - to become pregnant but now I don’t. If…
I love my mother too much and it makes me angry and she loves me too much and it makes her small. What’s most important to my mother is Privacy. She is…
There’s no way any man ever fucked Meryl Streep and called an Uber while he was still inside of her.
I just found this on my notes app - a diary entry from last night, 4 am. I don’t remember writing it (brag brag unfortunate unfortunate). I’ve been wri…
I wrote this two and a half months ago to “M”. We are no longer anything at all. I told him I wouldn’t share this with anyone and that it would be just…
He told me he was sad and depressed and that he was sorry for it. He’s always sorry about his anxiety and depression and general loser-dom, but he’s no…
I watched “13 Going on 30” the other night and it gave me a bonafide panic attack. The kind where it feels like you’re having a seizure or something. I…
Every time I’m home with my mother we cry. It’s hard to write about her since I feel so loyal to her, to her goodness, and since I think about Munchaus…
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