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I learned what sex was from an episode of The Simpsons. It was 2001 and I was 9 years old, which, for a “city kid”, is fairly late. We had just moved…
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There’s no way any man ever fucked Meryl Streep and called an Uber while he was still inside of her.
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Thanks for still subscribing, guys. For the last soldiers on here. Truly, thank you. (I’m writing sort of a one woman show which everyone keeps calling…
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My parents got divorced when I was 16. I hate kids who whine about divorce, whose lives were changed by divorce. My life was changed by divorce but you…
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I had a pang for the Hampton Luxury Liner the other day that blindsided me - shocked my system cold - all for the little bus that transports car-less…
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I am the love child of no one. My parents met on an airplane. It was the 80s and neither of them did cocaine. I used to judge the women that had sex…
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i have a friend named zach, who shall remain named, because he will like that. we started making out eight years ago, when he thought i was a valley…
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I wrote this two and a half months ago to “M”. We are no longer anything at all. I told him I wouldn’t share this with anyone and that it would be just…
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Sometimes writing makes me feel stronger but I don’t think it’ll work this time. I moved to NY almost a month ago and as soon as I got here my life…
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Once I fell in love with a Norwegian man named Kristoffer. Kristoffer is a brilliant director who is distinctly handsome and distinctly jealous and…
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Every time I’m home with my mother we cry. It’s hard to write about her since I feel so loyal to her, to her goodness, and since I think about…
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I love my mother too much and it makes me angry and she loves me too much and it makes her small. What’s most important to my mother is Privacy. She is…
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