I learned what sex was from an episode of The Simpsons. It was 2001 and I was 9 years old, which, for a “city kid”, is fairly late. We had just moved…
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My parents got divorced when I was 16. I hate kids who whine about divorce, whose lives were changed by divorce. My life was changed by divorce but you…
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There’s no way any man ever fucked Meryl Streep and called an Uber while he was still inside of her.
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I had a pang for the Hampton Luxury Liner the other day that blindsided me - shocked my system cold - all for the little bus that transports car-less…
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i have a friend named zach, who shall remain named, because he will like that. we started making out eight years ago, when he thought i was a valley…
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Thanks for still subscribing, guys. For the last soldiers on here. Truly, thank you. (I’m writing sort of a one woman show which everyone keeps calling…
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Sometimes writing makes me feel stronger but I don’t think it’ll work this time. I moved to NY almost a month ago and as soon as I got here my life…
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Once I fell in love with a Norwegian man named Kristoffer. Kristoffer is a brilliant director who is distinctly handsome and distinctly jealous and…
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Since I first started “hooking up” with people, I have been mercilessly obsessed with whoever-my-current-partner-is’ ex-girlfriend(s). I become a…
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I wrote this two and a half months ago to “M”. We are no longer anything at all. I told him I wouldn’t share this with anyone and that it would be just…
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Every time I’m home with my mother we cry. It’s hard to write about her since I feel so loyal to her, to her goodness, and since I think about…
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I can’t give advice on how to get a boyfriend, in that department, I am hopeless. However: over the years I have honed in on a very specific tactic in…
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