A Monologue I wrote
to be done in a Southern accent (because why not?):
The most hurt I ever got was when I realized, three months after the fact of it, that Macy had tricked me into provin to ‘em that I was a genuine l-i-a-r. She got me so good, I stood there and laughed like a happy puppy and didn’t even realize I got duped till my narrowness gave way and I started thinki…