MAKING FRIENDS WITH YOUR EXES’ NEW GIRLFRIEND

Since I first started “hooking up” with people, I have been mercilessly obsessed with whoever-my-current-partner-is’ ex-girlfriend(s). I become a desperate paparazzo: navigating the unsuspecting woman’s social media (and her friends’ social media), copying her outfits, putting our pictures side by side on my desktop and staring at them til I get onomato…