the last 6 months of my life

There’s no way any man ever fucked Meryl Streep and called an Uber while he was still inside of her.

1. I moved from LA to NY because I had no other choice. People think it’s because I lost all my friends, which isn’t totally true but also isn’t totally wrong either. I spent a decade in Los Angeles and got my heart broken big three times and I got a couple of acting jobs and a whopping addiction to Adderrall. I hate LA. In LA I worry about being hot en…