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hola (thanks for still being here)
Thanks for still subscribing, guys. For the last soldiers on here. Truly, thank you. (I’m writing sort of a one woman show which everyone keeps calling…
Annie Hamilton
Jan 12, 2022
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hola (thanks for still being here)
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November 2021
something I read in a park in the east village
I am the love child of no one. My parents met on an airplane. It was the 80s and neither of them did cocaine. I used to judge the women that had sex…
Annie Hamilton
Nov 26, 2021
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something I read in a park in the east village
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August 2021
This was in the drunken canal for those who do not live in dimes
I love my mother too much and it makes me angry and she loves me too much and it makes her small. What’s most important to my mother is Privacy. She is…
Annie Hamilton
Aug 13, 2021
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This was in the drunken canal for those who do not live in dimes
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the last 6 months of my life
There’s no way any man ever fucked Meryl Streep and called an Uber while he was still inside of her.
Annie Hamilton
Aug 2, 2021
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the last 6 months of my life
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July 2021
i love you annie
I just found this on my notes app - a diary entry from last night, 4 am. I don’t remember writing it (brag brag unfortunate unfortunate). I’ve been…
Annie Hamilton
Jul 18, 2021
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i love you annie
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June 2021
My Latest Love Letter
I wrote this two and a half months ago to “M”. We are no longer anything at all. I told him I wouldn’t share this with anyone and that it would be just…
Annie Hamilton
Jun 18, 2021
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My Latest Love Letter
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April 2021
on guilt
He told me he was sad and depressed and that he was sorry for it. He’s always sorry about his anxiety and depression and general loser-dom, but he’s not…
Annie Hamilton
Apr 8, 2021
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on guilt
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An Update
I watched “13 Going on 30” the other night and it gave me a bonafide panic attack. The kind where it feels like you’re having a seizure or something. It…
Annie Hamilton
Apr 8, 2021
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An Update
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March 2021
in which im the father of sincerity
Every time I’m home with my mother we cry. It’s hard to write about her since I feel so loyal to her, to her goodness, and since I think about…
Annie Hamilton
Mar 2, 2021
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February 2021
A Sad (and personal) Diary Entry (sorry)
Sometimes writing makes me feel stronger but I don’t think it’ll work this time. I moved to NY almost a month ago and as soon as I got here my life…
Annie Hamilton
Feb 19, 2021
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A Sad (and personal) Diary Entry (sorry)
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MAKING FRIENDS WITH YOUR EXES’ NEW GIRLFRIEND
Since I first started “hooking up” with people, I have been mercilessly obsessed with whoever-my-current-partner-is’ ex-girlfriend(s). I become a…
Annie Hamilton
Feb 17, 2021
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MAKING FRIENDS WITH YOUR EXES’ NEW GIRLFRIEND
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HOW TO GET ANYONE IN THE WORLD TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
I can’t give advice on how to get a boyfriend, in that department, I am hopeless. However: over the years I have honed in on a very specific tactic in…
Annie Hamilton
Feb 12, 2021
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HOW TO GET ANYONE IN THE WORLD TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
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